Morning Car Ride

(Still in Atlanta)
This morning with EJ after getting our Starbucks fix the radio informed us:
That a group of professors from Idaho, found out these statistics via information passed through blogs and texts:
Monday: Most likely day of the week to maintain a new diet plan (if started on this day).
Tuesday: Least likely day of the week to get laid.
Wednesday:
Thursday: Most likely day of the week to get laid.
Friday: Most likely day of the week for your car to get stolen.
Saturday: Most likely day of the week to die from alcohol poisoning.
Sunday: Most likely day of the week to be the happiest.